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Whoah! Long Time, Big Hits!

So I more or less completely abandoned this blog after I left for the summer, but the school year is about to begin and I figured I'd heat it back up.

First of all, today an article of mine which came out a few days ago mysteriously started picking up hundreds of hits a few hours back. The link is here:
In Regards To Your Question Re: How Do I Live With Myself? by A Sci-Fi Antagonist

I think it's a pretty good article, but it's odd how it mysteriously picked up hits so suddenly.

Anyway there's other stuff in the works, and my internship at The Onion continues to be awesome.

Before I go here's some links to some old stuff I never posted here:


A Girlfriend Abroad Is Worth 16 Weekend Benders


How To Start A Property-Value-Destroying Crime Wave

Matt Fox has a new cartoon up on The Punch Bowl today, and it is hilarious. It's entitled "To Catch a Predator"

Stuff which must be done

So this is my last week of class before I start my internship at the Onion in New York.
I have to make a movie for my film final which I'm furiously procrasinating over.
I don't know if this is a funny idea or not:
A shitty action movie where the device which drives the plot is the fact that the main character gets voicemails from the future. And half of them are like drunk dials and his mom, and not very helpful for actually accomplishing his action goals.
Maybe I'm overexplaining this. Anywhom.

Go to the punch bowl I think our new pdf for the issue should be up soon.

All of My Articles

For those of you who want to read some of the humor articles I wrote in the past, here's a complete list of pieces I've written for The Punch Bowl at www.thepunchbowl.net

A Guide To The Library During Exams

Love is in the Air. Hide.

Excerpts from "The Nuclear Apocalypse Just Happened For Dummies"

When Having ADD Really IS a Problem

Thoughts From a Royal Guard

Secret Agent Dad

Questing

Bring Your Work Home With You!

My Life is Like a Text-Based Adventure Game!

Pokemon University #2

Confessions of a Bad Stand-Up

Pokemon University

Stuff I Noticed This Week

Top 10 Reasons You Should Have Gone to Princeton (Shared Authorship)

Best/Worst Things About Cold Weather (Shared Authorship)

I hope you like some of these, I spent many long hours writing them. Peace out, folks.

Today's Chuckles

Today Punch Bowl is running an article on it's website by Alex King called "5 Steps to Internshipping" about how to get a summer job as a college student.

Be sure to check in to the Punch Bowl at www.thepunchbowl.net tomorrow when my new piece "A Guide to Van Pelt During Reading Days" comes out.

Also, our print issue should be hitting the streets this week, so if you're at Penn, keep an eye out for that! The pdf of the issue should go up in a week or two after we've handed out all the new ones.

Things I Will Be Plugging

Welcome, blog-faces! Welcome to my humble abloge. I am Johny McNulty, and this is The McNulty, perhaps later to be called The McNulty Something. I am a senior at the University of Pennsylvania (Penn) and I'll be graduating in December.

I write and perform comedy. I write for The Punch Bowl, Penn's humor magazine, and I study improv at the Upright Citizens' Brigade Theater in New York City, and I perform there on occasion, and more often at the Peoples' Improv Theater (The P.I.T.). I also write, on an as-yet-unpaid basis, jokes for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

Primarily, because I do not have thoughts and feelings I wish to share with anyone, I will be using this outpost of the internet to further these goals. More specifically, I will write funny things and exhort you to read them, and point you, the loyal reader, to other funny things on the World Wide Web.

Eskimo Make-Out Sessions,
Johnny McNulty